It took forever because I didn't know what I was doing and when it finally happened, I didn't know what it was, just that it felt good. When my parents confronted me about the rising water bill, I didn't masturbate again 'til high school when I discovered porn. I was one of the last ones off and I didn't even have the mind to clean up afterwards. I was like 10, riding around my grandma's pool on a pool noodle, using it like a horse.
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Unfortunately, masturbation stories aren't always suuuper erotic and sexy. Sometimes, they're cringe and awkward as hell. Here's 11 that'll make sure you never forget to lock your bedroom door again I was in my parents' bathroom playing with one of those play-vet-kit-things the ones that came with a play-syringe I thought it was a great idea to shove the play syringe way far into myself. In the midst of me freaking out, wondering how I was going to get this motherfucker out of me, my father walks in.
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Ah, the first orgasm. Some women get up close and comfortable with their pleasure at a young age, and can't place a finger on when it all began. But others remember their first big O as a momentous event that happened much later in life, after many years of wondering. Thanks a lot, sex ed. And as such, many of us ladies experienced our first orgasms by accident, or through some form of self-exploration.
Oh, the wonderful world of orgasms. Is there anything more exciting or terrifying than your first orgasm? I have always been a sexual creature. Whether it was on our own likely, because come on or with a partner, we all recall our first orgasm with nostalgic fondness.